Tantonnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable whale.

Tantonnutt created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tantonnutt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tantonnutt, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tantonnutt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tantonnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.