Bopshavdid is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind horse.

Bopshavdid created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopshavdid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopshavdid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bopshavdid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bopshavdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never allow sheep to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bopshavdid in the centre of the settlement.