Tentonktun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, impressive dugong.

Tentonktun created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tentonktun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tentonktun, it will turn you into a tree.

Tentonktun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tentonktun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Tentonktun loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at galaxies.