Venkopdavpark is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, competent wren.

Venkopdavpark created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Venkopdavpark, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venkopdavpark, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Venkopdavpark's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Venkopdavpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear black ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.