Jatsogmip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying squirrel.

Jatsogmip created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Jatsogmip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jatsogmip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jatsogmip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jatsogmip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Jatsogmip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.