Quamzodzed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful bat.

Quamzodzed created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamzodzed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quamzodzed, it will turn you into a duck.

Quamzodzed's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quamzodzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.