Bugquimsab Fithimshav Mutdim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish dove.

Bugquimsab Fithimshav Mutdim created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Bugquimsab Fithimshav Mutdim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bugquimsab Fithimshav Mutdim, she will not care.

Bugquimsab Fithimshav Mutdim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bugquimsab Fithimshav Mutdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.