Sugmegkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful meerkat.

Sugmegkap created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugmegkap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sugmegkap, it will be very unhappy.

Sugmegkap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sugmegkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.