Gem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish mongoose.

Gem created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gem, he will turn you into a dog.

Gem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix spinach with ash.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

4. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Gem on top of important buildings.