Appigvil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, happy penguin.

Appigvil created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appigvil, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appigvil, he will be very unhappy.

Appigvil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Appigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.