Wanrot Zagnaklist is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong monkey.

Wanrot Zagnaklist created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanrot Zagnaklist, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wanrot Zagnaklist, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wanrot Zagnaklist's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wanrot Zagnaklist's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wanrot Zagnaklist's priests.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if nine swans approach from the north.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.