Ditlapbarn Wigsat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, happy gorilla.

Ditlapbarn Wigsat created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Ditlapbarn Wigsat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ditlapbarn Wigsat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ditlapbarn Wigsat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ditlapbarn Wigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Never handle aluminium while unclean.