Figvilget is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, clever faun.

Figvilget created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Figvilget, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Figvilget, she will turn you into a worm.

Figvilget's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Figvilget's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.