Camkomlig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent crow.

Camkomlig created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camkomlig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camkomlig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Camkomlig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Camkomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing fawn shirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Camkomlig in the centre of the settlement.