Bambepkik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing troll.

Bambepkik created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambepkik, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bambepkik, it will send you a sign.

Bambepkik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bambepkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Never think about moons.