Dobsombam Bumnarmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented snake.

Dobsombam Bumnarmob created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsombam Bumnarmob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobsombam Bumnarmob, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dobsombam Bumnarmob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dobsombam Bumnarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing green trousers and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.