Kombafnig Gupfitnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional shrew.

Kombafnig Gupfitnutt created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombafnig Gupfitnutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kombafnig Gupfitnutt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kombafnig Gupfitnutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kombafnig Gupfitnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Kombafnig Gupfitnutt.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Kombafnig Gupfitnutt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if nine voles approach from the west.