Lagzodcettadzag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable hamster.

Lagzodcettadzag created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagzodcettadzag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lagzodcettadzag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Lagzodcettadzag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lagzodcettadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lagzodcettadzag.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear cyan kilts.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.