Fabsagnart is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Fabsagnart created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Fabsagnart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabsagnart, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fabsagnart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fabsagnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed oranges to pigs while wearing gray rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never paint your back mauve.