Cidloopspag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain clam.

Cidloopspag created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidloopspag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cidloopspag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cidloopspag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cidloopspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help bats.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.