Bodzigsin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate meerkat.

Bodzigsin created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodzigsin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodzigsin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bodzigsin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bodzigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodzigsin.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Always stare at clouds.