Yakwadtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced crow.

Yakwadtetti created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakwadtetti, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakwadtetti, it will turn you into a plant.

Yakwadtetti's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yakwadtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Yakwadtetti in the centre of the settlement.