Veendutstik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying beaver.

Veendutstik created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veendutstik, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veendutstik, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Veendutstik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Veendutstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.