Vagsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic goblin.

Vagsaf created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagsaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vagsaf, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vagsaf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sing in the presence of manatees.