Cub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental warg.

Cub created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cub, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cub.

5. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.