Sterlimdit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying dove.

Sterlimdit created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterlimdit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sterlimdit, he will ignore you.

Sterlimdit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sterlimdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near squirrels while wearing black tights and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never wear magenta jumpers on sacred days.

4. Never gather three nematodes in one place.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.