Somlakbass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless raven.

Somlakbass created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Somlakbass, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Somlakbass, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Somlakbass' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Somlakbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.