Fubtonbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful wolf.

Fubtonbast created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubtonbast, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubtonbast, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fubtonbast's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fubtonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fubtonbast's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubtonbast.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fubtonbast.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing violet stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your legs.