Ceb Geprutsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witless dingo.

Ceb Geprutsan created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceb Geprutsan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ceb Geprutsan, he will turn you into a snail.

Ceb Geprutsan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ceb Geprutsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.