Misfattam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak hummingbird.

Misfattam created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Misfattam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Misfattam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Misfattam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Misfattam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing blue kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.

5. You must love Misfattam.