Jigsasbom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing horse.

Jigsasbom created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsasbom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigsasbom, he will make you grow a tail.

Jigsasbom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jigsasbom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four porpoises approach from the north.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Jigsasbom on top of important buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.