Natpanbut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate yak.

Natpanbut created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natpanbut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Natpanbut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Natpanbut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Natpanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing orange stockings and balancing five lead spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.