Ingtafhitvenpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous crab.

Ingtafhitvenpid created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtafhitvenpid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ingtafhitvenpid, she will turn you into a frog.

Ingtafhitvenpid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ingtafhitvenpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never touch ash while blessed.

5. You must love Ingtafhitvenpid.