Stantarpdoghab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart mole.

Stantarpdoghab created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stantarpdoghab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stantarpdoghab, it will torture you forever.

Stantarpdoghab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stantarpdoghab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never run in the presence of birds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stantarpdoghab.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.