Gudlakbin is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish
mole.
Gudlakbin created Asia three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gudlakbin, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gudlakbin, she will throw large rocks at you.
Gudlakbin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Gudlakbin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about chromosomes.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Feed all hungry porpoises.