Bogvenomintaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying seal.

Bogvenomintaf created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogvenomintaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogvenomintaf, she will come to you in dreams.

Bogvenomintaf's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bogvenomintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.