Mishogbog Sadcudtig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic parrot.

Mishogbog Sadcudtig created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mishogbog Sadcudtig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mishogbog Sadcudtig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mishogbog Sadcudtig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mishogbog Sadcudtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear mauve trousers.
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