Kikragbeg Janduncum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise warg.

Kikragbeg Janduncum created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikragbeg Janduncum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikragbeg Janduncum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kikragbeg Janduncum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kikragbeg Janduncum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikragbeg Janduncum.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Always obey Kikragbeg Janduncum's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill mice.