Weggessgen is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak goblin.

Weggessgen created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weggessgen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weggessgen, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weggessgen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Weggessgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention tortoises.