Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless manatee.

Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. You must love Vegbutbogquart Jipcamnuljan.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always wear indigo.