Bundutham is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind mole.

Bundutham created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bundutham, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bundutham, it will not care.

Bundutham's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bundutham's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Bundutham's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.