Nutxuckyaktap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable pigeon.

Nutxuckyaktap created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutxuckyaktap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nutxuckyaktap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nutxuckyaktap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nutxuckyaktap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Run away if nine birds approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Worship no other gods but Nutxuckyaktap.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.