Stikflisfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient crane.

Stikflisfud created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikflisfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikflisfud, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stikflisfud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stikflisfud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikflisfud.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Stikflisfud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not kill capybaras.