Sabhotbonk is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient
snake.
Sabhotbonk created carbon two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabhotbonk, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sabhotbonk, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Sabhotbonk's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Sabhotbonk's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick dogs.
2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sabhotbonk on top of all buildings.
3. Do not dye your hair white.
4. Do not speak about gooseberries.
5. Put Sabhotbonk first in all things.