Sabhotbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient snake.

Sabhotbonk created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabhotbonk, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabhotbonk, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sabhotbonk's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sabhotbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sabhotbonk on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Put Sabhotbonk first in all things.