Inghamhan Yamvigkik Bellhamfot
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, slow
lion
.
Inghamhan Yamvigkik Bellhamfot
created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Inghamhan Yamvigkik Bellhamfot
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Inghamhan Yamvigkik Bellhamfot
, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Inghamhan Yamvigkik Bellhamfot's
most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Inghamhan Yamvigkik Bellhamfot's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never feed lots of rice to tapirs while wearing pink rings.
4. You must never eat gooseberries.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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