Yakbest is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient deer.

Yakbest created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbest, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yakbest, he will turn you into a duck.

Yakbest's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yakbest's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yakbest.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never sing near goats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.