Likzedfatmon Wipbedorttof is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful hamster.

Likzedfatmon Wipbedorttof created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likzedfatmon Wipbedorttof, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Likzedfatmon Wipbedorttof, it will not care.

Likzedfatmon Wipbedorttof's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Likzedfatmon Wipbedorttof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.