Queegvengat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered dingo.

Queegvengat created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegvengat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Queegvengat, he will throw large rocks at you.

Queegvengat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Queegvengat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.