Biftomsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm skunk.

Biftomsat created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biftomsat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Biftomsat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Biftomsat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Biftomsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.