Mutpodtam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast crocodile.

Mutpodtam created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutpodtam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mutpodtam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mutpodtam's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mutpodtam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown ducks for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.