Bellmifrak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless spider.

Bellmifrak created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellmifrak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bellmifrak, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellmifrak's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bellmifrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bellmifrak.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never skip near squirrels.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.