Fetlatbimgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic dragon.

Fetlatbimgeb created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fetlatbimgeb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fetlatbimgeb, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fetlatbimgeb's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fetlatbimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Fetlatbimgeb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fetlatbimgeb.

5. Never wear pink skirts.
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