Gatgendiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest frog.

Gatgendiss created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatgendiss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gatgendiss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gatgendiss' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gatgendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never jump near dolphins.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.