Hubpasciss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient dragon.

Hubpasciss created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubpasciss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubpasciss, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hubpasciss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hubpasciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never wear pink corsets.

5. Hubpasciss loves moths, so they must be respected.