Cedxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart slug.

Cedxuck created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedxuck, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedxuck, it will curse you with boils.

Cedxuck's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cedxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.