Bissrullbet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bissrullbet created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissrullbet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissrullbet, she will laugh at you.

Bissrullbet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bissrullbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.