Fudcedwit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful badger.

Fudcedwit created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudcedwit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudcedwit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fudcedwit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fudcedwit's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing jumpers.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

5. Never remain kneeling at dawn.