Bomraklip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful penguin.

Bomraklip created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomraklip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomraklip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bomraklip's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bomraklip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing white shoes and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Never run near frogs.

5. Never eat bark.