Quillfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, confident pigeon.

Quillfub created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quillfub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillfub, he will turn you into a hamster.

Quillfub's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quillfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing rings.

4. Hide from gray manatees for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about bread.