Veenstaftab is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome
narwhal.
Veenstaftab created everything that exists four years ago.
If you believe in
Veenstaftab, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Veenstaftab, she will turn you into a rat.
Veenstaftab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Veenstaftab's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.