Milmidcab Nadhivlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving salamander.

Milmidcab Nadhivlab created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milmidcab Nadhivlab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milmidcab Nadhivlab, it will come to you in dreams.

Milmidcab Nadhivlab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Milmidcab Nadhivlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Milmidcab Nadhivlab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about gravity near mites while wearing fawn shoes.
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