Bonlidmil is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident gnu.

Bonlidmil created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonlidmil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonlidmil, she will turn you into a frog.

Bonlidmil's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bonlidmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Never skip in holy places.