Ripgubmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, slow octopus.

Ripgubmeg created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripgubmeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ripgubmeg, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ripgubmeg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ripgubmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ripgubmeg first in all things.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Do not kill cats.